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Revisionist Torture Theories

by Rudy Charisma

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share yer toys, my special friend with fur, why don't you tell me what we're gonna do. if we run on down to the chinese restaurant we better plan to rumble, yessir. cuz i got some enemies on the south side b/c i made fun of somebody's ears, they were so fucking ugly i couldn't help myself, i guess fortune cookies aren't worth the tears. a cactus is my plan when the orange gets too much for me, don't make no sense, to make no sense and i know the carpet is full of weird things, so come here, and i'll brush the pubic hairs off your cheek. get the camera, share yer toys, cuz you do with other boys, or pick a fight, kiss me dear, i don't know, i don't care, it's all a blur... (blahblahblah) ...share yer toys...
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Girlfriend 02:25
i'm a boy and you're a girl you got a boyfriend but he's a fool you got a mom and dad a sister too and a brother but i am much more cool i won't let you down and i'll be around to talk all night with you and wear pajamas too listen to the clash make fun of white trash and drink a lot of beer so girl, can i be your girlfriend let's meet in a secret place and paint each others' fingernails i'll make sure to shave my face so it will be as soft as silk girl, can i be your girlfriend oh dear, have no fear your girlfriend is here and he brought a lot of beer to wipe away that tear tell me all about your day what'd that bastard boyfriend say what'd that bastard boyfriend do that motherfucker is such a prick to you so girl, can i be your girlfriend can i be your girlfriend
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Big Little 03:19
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my gramma's crazy yah, she's plumb insane she got a gray afro on her head but inside there's no more brain she don't make no sense, no she ain't got no teeth either she when she don't make no sense, you know you, like, can't understand her but man she's got the life don't have to remember anybody's name and when it's time to eat it's just a great big game she turns the oven on just for fun then goes and plays with kitties sometimes we yell at her but she's living in geriatric luxury geriatric luxury
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Pepe's Blues 06:23
i am pepe i got pepe's blues i am pepe i got pepe's blues so i go to the bar i get drunk and eat eggs and if the beer was free i might never leave i got pepe's blues i'm pepe i'm pepe kiss me baby i got pepe's blues just one more scotch, my friend and i promise i'll leave just one more dollar and i'll pay you back tomorrow and you won't see my face here again this late i got pepe's blues i am pepe i got pepe's blues i am pepe i got pepe's blues kiss me baby i got pepe's blues i am pepe i got pepe's blues
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I am pepe this is pepe's blue reprise i got a reprise of my blues and i am pepe my blues are reprising blah blah etc...
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dondé esta la casa de pepé etc
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N/A
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i write you a letter every day i call you on the phone every night i think about all the time you're the one that's on my mind but why won't you leave me alone i harass you every chance that i get i stalk you everywhere that you go i really do love you dear how i wish that you were here so why don't you leave me alone my world is dead without your face i just can't go on anymore can't stand life without you i love everything about you but why don't you leave me alone life sucks when you're not at my side i cry and i cry to no end i'm gonna end this pain so cruel if you don't come to my rescue but why won't you leave me alone
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stealing babies like it was a board game i'm not sure about 27 things today and the 5th was you and the 5th was you stealing babies like it was a board game i'm not sure about 27 things today and the 5th was you and the 5th was you take a run on my boardwalk it's not like me to offer that to baby thieves you know, we never should have gone to the park should've stayed home in the dark stealing babies like it was a board game i'm not sure about 27 things today and the 5th was you and the 5th was you
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Trystiltree 02:40
flippant sporadicy nailed good to the qualms of your mothers and fathers fuck sit tightly on your nearly near wonder fade soon shines into what never did look quite real anyway one could've guessed my boy, your smiles have shoned your smiles have shinned your smiles have shined and the soft skin the crisp hairs the murk all of it all of them until you feel spinny do not take the night to bed do not rise golden in silver dry in dark on the floor kneel of those you were born so die now still spinning still flippant still nailed still smiling
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New Purple 05:35
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Sringara 01:15
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Cabin 01:56
the roof is leaking the phone ain't ringing i sit here alone in home sweet home but i stare into your eyes through your skin and through my lies think of all the time that's taking home sweet home a thousand options once you removed your stockings but i wouldn't let you go through it, no home sweet home you are really no one and everyone that i've ever known now the years just disappear in home sweet home there is a cabin in the hills back in ohio in the hills back in ohio home sweet home now the window's broken but no one's caring and the garbage floats into the sky, yah home sweet home i'm spending money drink my scotch and miss somebody pass out on the couch at night in home sweet home hit my head sometimes in the morning i feel like wine just another little reminder of home sweet home two thousand reasons won't let me run away two thousand more say i can't stay another day in home sweet home

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This album was distributed exclusively on micro-cassette. Probably because it's mostly absolute shit. Bohb helped on 11 and Nappy Solo helped on 13. Originally released through Botulism Music, 1996.

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released April 1, 1996

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Rudy Charisma St. Louis, Missouri

Rudy Charisma recorded 250 songs from 1995 to 1997, after which he abruptly retired from the entertainment industry. He'd started playing with Morgan the Lotus in Athens, Ohio. They recorded as The Belts, then morphed into Rare White Squirrel. After moving to Saint Louis, Missouri he went solo, but by 1997 his output had dwindled to nothing. He has recorded just a handful of songs since then. ... more

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