rudy's first fight, rudy's first kiss.

from by Rudy Charisma



rudy was a shy kid
rudy was a madman
rudy never kissed a girl
rudy didn't give a damn
(ooh, rudy)

rudy was a loner
rudy liked it that way
rudy knew the kids at school
were gonna die someday
(kill them)

everybody fucked with rudy
nobody liked him
'cept the girl with brown hair
went by the name of tim
(she's pretty)

well, she stopped him in the hallway
up on the 3rd floor
she pulled him in the home-ec room
gave a wink and locked the door
(she likes you)

well, she punched him in the face hard
when rudy tried to exit
rudy ran to the window
but she wouldn't let him
(get out)

he began to panic
he grabbed a handful of beans
he threw them at tim
then he fell to his knees
(don't hurt me)

tim kicked him in the belly
rudy knew he had to fight
he grabbed a floor mop
and smashed tim with all his might
(rudy won)

tim started crying
rudy sorta felt bad
he gave her a hug
then they kinda made out
(rudy's first fight, rudy's first kiss)


from Main Street Ultranight, released May 12, 2015



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Rudy Charisma St. Louis, Missouri

Rudy Charisma recorded 250 songs from 1995 to 1997, after which he abruptly retired from the entertainment industry. He'd started playing with Morgan the Lotus in Athens, Ohio. They recorded as The Belts, then morphed into Rare White Squirrel. After moving to Saint Louis, Missouri he went solo, but by 1997 his output had dwindled to nothing. He has recorded just a handful of songs since then. ... more

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