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Blessed Nipple Hair

from Belt Avenue LP by Rudy Charisma

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she said, hey, you got nipples
i said, yah, i got 2
she said, wow, that's real funny,
'cause, i, got a couple too

so we shared and compared
then she declared
you got 66 hairs on the left one
and only 40 over there

so she tugged them and she yanked them
with her fingers and her teeth
and she pulled them out and braided them
and made a little wreath

and with ceremony and sacraments
she blessed the silly thing
she hung it from a silver chain
and she began to sing

blessed nipple hair
how did you get there?
i've got 2 nipples but no hair, it's not fair
blessed nipple hair, blessed nipple hair
i'll wear this necklace by my heart
so i can have some hair there

all that envy made me feel pretty weird
but it also made me hot
she really dug the hair i had
in places she did not

you know, she had hairy armpits
and her legs: there was some on each
and that place that's such a secret
was colored like a really private beach

yah, some of it was kinky
and some of it was soft
and some of it was stubbly
if she didn't shave it off

but she had fine bald-ass nipples
and that was cool with me
if she needs to be more hairy
she can wear that fuckin wreath, and sing,

blessed nipple hair
how did you get there?
i've got 2 nipples but no hair, it's not fair
blessed nipple hair, blessed nipple hair
i'll wear this necklace by my heart
so i can have some hair there

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from Belt Avenue LP, released May 1, 1996

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Rudy Charisma St. Louis, Missouri

Rudy Charisma recorded 250 songs from 1995 to 1997, after which he abruptly retired from the entertainment industry. He'd started playing with Morgan the Lotus in Athens, Ohio. They recorded as The Belts, then morphed into Rare White Squirrel. After moving to Saint Louis, Missouri he went solo, but by 1997 his output had dwindled to nothing. He has recorded just a handful of songs since then. ... more

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